Time i sort out these looney superstitions once and for all!! (Lincoln picks up the remains of the squirrel suit, blows a spiteful raspberry to the family and runs off in fury and sorrow. Ive often helped feed your pets and come to your stunt moves. "Aha!," she said, in triumph over what she found, "It appears that you were kicked out and supposed to leave the hotel at 9 am sharp." 902 8 2. Eventually Lincoln had the courage to say something, but was stuttering as he did so, "Areare you saying" he wanted to finished that sentence but felt that he couldn't. Lincoln: Well my family doesnt think im bad luck anymore, in fact now they think im good luck. Lynn Sr. bit his lip for a moment, rubbed the back of his head with hand, and then sighed, "It might take a while and it might not be easy, but I'm certain we can regain their trust." We feel so ashamed! Today I'm doing a new story called 'Hall Monster Linka,' as you can tell this a story that features Linka Loud and her brothers. Luna: We just weren't thinking bro, we're sorry. "So," Lori started with, in an icy tone, "Let's recall what we promised you when you agreed to take us on vacation." No such luck: alternate ending 2 by iann28 on DeviantArt N literature No such luck: alternate ending 2 Add to Favourites Comment By iann28 Published: Apr 5, 2018 Favourites 0 Comments 4.9K Views *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. (yet another author interruption: the three obnoxious guys' characters are based on some of the staff that are/were working on the show at the time this episode first premiered, which is what the show did when they made this episode canon, I kept their first names but gave them new last names. Now, let me make this clear! Lincoln: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The siblings were heard saying numerous phrases but they all pretty had the same topic, 'What did we do to get kicked out already?' THAT THING IS AS HIDEOUS AS YOU!" Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. "I can't believe you kids just did that," Rita said, tears running down her face like a river. Immediately, all the kids started shouting at the parents and, as they did so, the other guests and employees in the spa took this opportunity to escape, they didn't want to stay and watch mayhem unfold. Luan then walked up to Leni and whispered into her ear. Leni: Like, I don't like it here anymore either! (The employee obliges, and the police arrive to arrest Lincoln, just as the rest of the Louds arrive.). And with that, they headed towards the lobby. Making the Grade / Vantastic Voyage. Rita: Honey! How about i give you something new to explain! At the end of the day, the family's bonds couldn't have been any stronger, they talked more and spent more time bonding, even if it just watching something on the TV. And with that, Felix fell unconscious, thinking about what kind of damage those kids would do in their anger. Lincoln: (off-screen) Where are you going Luce? Lock 'n' Loud / The Whole Picture. Rita pondered for a moment and then said, "Hey I know, why don't we make a quick stop to Aunt Ruth's and" Her idea was interrupted by Lori slamming on the brakes hard, jerking the van to stop. I know you would never label me bad luck, and youd never neglect me. Lincoln: yeah. Would you mind me speaking to Angus for a bit? I hate gator wrestling! Eventually, one of them said, "Look officer. Looking at her parents in shock, she said, "You got us kicked out because you decided to go skinny dipping?" Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Luan: (with a broken voice) "We treated you like an outcast because we were stupid enough to believe that junk! Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. She smiled as Lincoln took it. Also please don't flame me. Our family wouldn't be a family without-. (They smile, Rita comes over to hug him and rest of them except Lynnjoin in for a group hug. "Now go to your room," Lori said, pointing to their parents' bedroom, but when they still sat on the couch feeling guilty, she yelled, "NOW!" My team needs that! Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. ", Luna: (with a sad look on her face) "No. They started running towards them as fast as possible, when suddenly, the sound of a fist pounding against the door is heard. SQUIRRELS WIN!" Luna, Luan, Lola and Lisa were battling off against three obnoxious hotel guests that made all of them look like saints. Lynn Sr. and Rita were not happy to hear that, but knew that arguing with their kids would be pointless. It's my first ever one shot I've done. Hey guys, I'm sorry I was so horrible. i certainly didn't expect something like that, but i guess curiosity must be fed. ", (the sisters cheers. Rita: Sweetie, please! "Good," Jeffrey said, stepping aside and point to the doorway, "Now get out! ENOUGH!!! WE WENT TOO FAR!!! "Lincoln," Rita said, about to get up from the couch to comfort him. I cantake getting kicked out of family activities and being locked out of my room, but being locked out of my own home? WE WERE NEVER PARENTS!!!! I feel like a fool! Of course, it's not like the parents could them there anyway. You kicked me out of your lives, now I'm kicking you all out of mine!! NOTE: I am aware this episode has been overly bashed to death. "AND WE ESPECIALLY HATE HAVING TO LOOK AT THOSE BUNION INFESTED FEET OF YOURS! helluvaboss. Lana: *Gasp* All my pets are now homeless! Lincoln and Lucy hung their heads in shame and embarrassment. "But you know what's even more lousy than that?" Let me tell you this! Rita: I guess this is what we get for selling all his stuff. I'm sorry I was such a bad loser, all I wanted was for Lincoln to support me, to support us. Felix got up to see the siblings storming downstairs, ready to give their parents a piece of their mind without a care for who or what gets broken in the process. Lincoln: I'd like to keep this in private, but i got a question for you angus. Rita: Kids, your friends are here. Needless to say, they were not pleased. The siblings looked down after she said this, making the parents feel even more lousy than they already did. WE MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE!!! That answer definitely caused this man's brain to get straight to work. Lori soon pulled out her phone and dialed Aunt Ruth's number. I hate that you made me feel like an outcast! Lynn Loud steps up to the plate, but with the luck she's been having today, the Squirrels are looking a whole lot like roadkill. (Luna gasps) You all dont quite grasp the concept! ", Rita: "And tomorrow, we're going to the beach." ), Lincoln: (to the viewers) " I can't believe they actually locked me out the house, which is also my home. Whenever the kids fought, they were scared, whenever the kids were angry at each other or one specific sibling, they were scared, but when all the kids were angry at something (in this case, them), they were terrified, because they knew something bad was going to happen. Here's another Alternate Ending. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. ), Lynn: (Screams in despair) ROASTED, BEATEN, VERBALLY THRASHED AND TOSSED INTO THE SEA BY MY ONLY BROTHER!!!! Everyone heads to Vanzilla, but Lincoln still stays in place). ", (Lynn starts running towards him. That response caused an immediate reaction of confusion from the kids. Luan added. What seems to be the problem?" "YOU THINK I ENJOY BEING VISITIED BY YOU LITTLE MONSTERS?! Lori: No, this is literally a terrible beach trip and I want to go home! Lori: WE'RE THE WORST SISTERS EVER!!!! Putting the phone on speaker, they waited for her to pick up the phone. Whats next? "I know you're headstrong sometimes, but I know that deep down in your heart, you love me. Lucy and I were trying to hunt a ghost." She's smarter than she looks and there's evidence canon in the show to prove it.). It was created for a St. Patrick's Day episode, but flopped hard. Actually, there's something I need to do! If you dont want to wear the squirrel costume, dont wear it. Lucy shouted, "WE DREAD GOING TO VISIT YOU AND DREAD LOOKING AT YOUR GROSS FACE!" Hearing that caused everyone to become shocked, but they didn't know what to say. [takes the mask off]"I was here the whole time! All of you!" "Not until tomorrow," Lincoln replied, confused as to why he was asking this. But we have to know, how the heck have you been able to scoop us?" Katherine: With help from my boyfriend. The family think Lincoln is bad luck so they ban him from attending their activities.. Synopsis. "WELL, NOW THAT I KNOW HOW YOU KIDS FEEL ABOUT ME! Leni: *Gasp* My Sewing Machine! I do not own the Loud . I do not own The Loud House, it belongs to Nickelodeon Animation, created by Chris Savino. ", Baseball Announcer: "The windup, the pitch. Fool Me Twice extended ending10. I'm supposed to be the most special Loud of all. He helped hold us all together and outings just won't be the same without Lincoln. Rita tried to say something, but she couldn't. But the woman did, "That your parents were caught skinny dipping after hours? With that, the parents just held each other for the remainder of the night, promising to do whatever it took to earn back their children's trust. YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DEALING WITH ME OR MY CATS OR MY DISGUSTING PUDDING OR MY BUNIONS ANYMORE! And then blew more raspberries and spit on them some more (hopefully the last author interruption but if not then I'll let you know: I know her seat is located in the first row behind the driver in canon but for this instance of going along with not wanting to look at their parents, the siblings put Lily's seat in the far back to help the other siblings not have to look at their parents, I know this is a little wrong, but please understand it shows how mad the siblings are). I can't even begin to imagine what they'll do their parents when they find them.'. Lynn: Let go of me you crazy, raging brute! Lola finished with. Rita got up from her seat and said, "Kids, let me explain" "Explain what?!" ", Lola: "Don't try to fool us! (Bursts into tears). As she pondered what he meant, she felt the room shake. He brought the talkie down to his level and said into it, "Wait. During the drive, there was nothing but silence, which is very uncommon for a vehicle that is usually occupied by 13 people. Get me arrested. Rita: (Gasps) Lincoln! You locked me out of my room, sold all my furniture and made me into a thing!! The squirrel mascot is dancing a little less energetic than usual. He just looks away as he enters the police car, and is driven away to jail. They knew that whatever they were going to tell Aunt Ruth, it wasn't going to be good. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU LITTLE DEMONS ANYWHERE NEAR MY HOUSE AGAIN!" He turned to specifically glare at the parents and added, "And just so you know, you're banned for life now. Later, in jail). lincoln. Brawl in the family alt ending8. "EXCUSE ME???!!!" Theres nothing lucky about it! "What's wrong with Aunt Ruth?" (to the viewers) "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna have some fun with my family." You're scaring even me. "Although," Lana, a six-year old tomboy wearing a baseball, added, "if it helps we tried to fix it." You all are really, really bad luck! I only told Leni, Luan, Lana, Lola and Lily. I only own this fanfiction story, which is rated K+, so enjoy. He gives her bat a furious glare, smashes it in half and throws it out the window. Leni: (sniffles) I miss him so bad. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. And I HATE LEECHES!" I hate how pathetic and chicken you all are! "Is that so?" Just a head's up. And when Maddie got up from the desk, what she saw horrified her. I hate clowning! Most of the fanfictions involve Lynn being more unlikeable, they contain Luna and Leni feeling sympathy over Lincoln because the fanbase is mostly biased between the relationships between Lincoln and Luna and Leni and the fanfictions don't even fix the episodes . The siblings glared at her for a moment but saw she had a point, it didn't make sense to ground her or Lily for that matter, she was a baby, anything she did wasn't entirely her fault. Baby Steps / Brawl in the Family. Lynn: NO! You're not even a real family anymore and I HATE that! ), Lynn Sr.: "Get ready kids, we're going to the movies again, but Lincoln is coming with us. Guess they forgot to lock the windows. Lynn: FINE! Just tell us and well let you skip it. If he losses, he doesn't blame me or my other friends. Except for Lynn). Rita Her Rights alt ending11. Need i remind you looneys that its against the law to not shelter one of your own and what am i supposed to do now that all my belongings are gone!? Slamming the sliding glass door shut, he turned around and glared at everyone in the room. What kind of family would do this to one of their own? "It looks like the room is being occupied by a Mr. Todd Fowler, Kyle Dawson and Miguel Diaz as of this morning." We would never force you to go if you don't want to. SQUIRRELS WIN! Those honors go to Nickelodeon, Teletoon, Chris Savino, Stephen Hillenberg, John A. Davis, Louis Sachar and Gold Cartoonist (who is located on fanfiction). (sniffles) I'd better make a home fast. (she comes down into the living room and whistles loudly) FAMILY, DOWN HERE NOW!!! (She sees the smashed trophy case and gasps). Lynn Sr. and Rita wanted to say something, but saw the glares on their kids' faces and knew that they wouldn't get anywhere arguing. She said, in an angry tone, before blowing a raspberry her parents, covering them in her spit. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Didn't you say you would never kick us out? ", Lynn Sr.: (with a broken voice) "And we were horrible parents to you, locking you out! [The softball playoffs. She was bringing Lincoln her Valentines day card.] (He walks back and forth to get attention) You guys have spent the whole weekend obsessing over this ridiculous good luck/bad luck thing at my expense! I don't want you quit something you love because of me. "Mr. Security Officer, if I may," his attention went down to that of a four-year old girl with shaggy brown hair, glasses and a green sweatshirt, she pointed to the three other men in the room, and said, "I'd like to point out that these three imbeciles welcomed themselves into our room for no good reason. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. ", Pep:[downright bored] "I think I've wasted my life. You think you can just say sorry after making me look like a freak and everything will be fine!?! "And don't even get us started on the chores she makes us do," Lincoln shouted, "Especially buffing her bunions." "Good riddance." Lincoln: Girls! Luan: We're sorry we sold all your stuff! And he did not look happy. Lincoln: (to the viewers) "Well, looks like everyone learned something. My coffin. So consider this as a fourth fanfic of mine. Lincoln grabs 11 squirrel mascots and put them on his parents and sisters, minus Lily.]. ", Lincoln: (to Leni) "Leni, all those times I went to the Mall with you to pick out clothes, anything bad happen those times? MY TROPHIES!!! And with that, Lori started driving the van out of the hotel and back towards their house. It was never fun but I'm glad it's over." *Lincoln approaches the front yard with a megaphone. (facepalms. Lynn and Lana were accidentally destroying the hotel shower. Lucy: Well, you covered for me and saved me from all this non-stop torment. Lincoln: That's what i always say. ), Lincoln: But you know what!? Also, no one in the original knew about the legal consequences of locking out a minor. Because of this, Lincoln sneaks his way out of the kitchen, and next to the staircase. Lincoln: (crying berserker tears) NO!!! Lincoln: Youre too stubborn to admit youre wrong, you never admit you mess up, your as gross as you are lousy and you never learn anything! I have truly failed the term 'scientist'. EVER!! I hate softball! He leaps onto Lynn in a fight cloud, the two yell and shout over hits, kicks, punches, bites and headbutts. After a few seconds, the same pounding noise was heard yet again, this time even louder. The worst part is, they had no argument against this. Sighing, Rita turns to her children and said, "Look I know Aunt Ruth isn't your favorite relative" She was interrupted by Lynn Jr. saying, "That's the understatement of the century." Rita: Sweetie, calm down. (yet another author interruption: I know this sounds harsh, but in all fairness, that is a pretty stupid thing to do and the reason behind it doesn't help). WE DESERVE TO BE HURT!!!! Scared as to what will happen if they say something wrong, eventually, Lincoln stepped forward and proceeded to say, "We're really sorry, sir. He'll ruin it for them!" Rita: "Even worse than they already were!" Chester: "OK, if you know the words to this song, sing along!" [Lincoln starts song off with turntables and keyboards.] Rushing to the balcony door, he opened it, getting the girl's attention. OUR PRECIOUS TROPHIES! I was being selfish!. WE'RE BRUTES!!! Hmm. I hate concerts! (Lincoln picks up the head and jumps up and down on it several times.). Lily was seated in the back with them, she looked up at them with glares and once again said, "Poo poo!" Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. ", Lincoln: "No. Where did you get the gall to talk to us like that!? (tears up.). Although it does teach us a good moral about it not being an easy road (but its worth it), some of the stuff involved does feel a bit out of place (like the disowning part by Ruth). No more Loud Family? The entire lobby was destroyed, couches were stomped beyond recognition, lamps and desks were thrown and broken, hotel luggage carts were somehow damaged beyond repair and some people were hurt (another author interruption sorry: not severely, mind you, but enough that they were going to feel pain tomorrow and the next few days). "Yeah, I guess that's fair," Luna said, "we made a promise with you and we couldn't keep it." The Loud House Encyclopedia is a FANDOM TV Community. The kids, of course, still had some demands to give their parents. (The rest of the family is enjoying their time with beach activities), Lincoln: (takes off his sunglasses, deeply annoyed) But unfortunately only when im in the squirrel suit(puts the head back on), (Several moments pass. Her son said, "You and dad told us to behave ourselves and grounded us when we didn't, which we understand, but the fact that you said all that and decided your own advice was pointless! "Yes, you are right," the woman said, "It appears that your parents were caught swimming in the pool after hours." Lincoln: I said NO! Lola: Me too! Everything is going wrong with the Squirrels today. Learn more. Angus: (surprised by the question) Oh my. She playfully rolled her eyes. Lisa: (sighs in humiliation) Me neither..falling for some dumb superstition, despite always taking pride in science and not curses!! Pulling out his walkie talkie, he said, "This is Hotel Officer Mooresfield. This feels like a bad episode from a show thats running out of ideas. I can't let those crazy beasts see me! I just got so mad, that I stopped thinking and gave him a stupid idea and made us all push him away and lose almost everything. As the last of the guests ran away, Leni, the blonde girl that one of the guys mentioned earlier, came around the corner and saw her family in the spa. Lynn Sr.: OUR ONLY SON DESPISES US, WE WERE COMPLETE IDIOTS, WE RUINED HIM AND WE DESERVE IT!!!! He really doesn't like us at all does he? "Really," Luan said, raising her eyebrows at her parents, "Because if you ask me parents don't go skinny dipping at night, or get the entire family kicked out of the hotel or make their children feel guilty for ruining a vacation that they already ruined." And we're sorry, but it's been so long since your father and I had time, real time, to ourselves and I guess we got carried away." ", Lisa: (with a broken voice, but not as loud): "Even an intelligence person such as myselffell for such bologna. Re-Uniting With Lincoln by KingMercury254. I hate that you all are as dumb as a big fat rock! Not you or Lucy. I need a very big, long rest from them. The furniture was all over the place, the shower was ruined, the air conditioner was gone and he noticed a 17-year old girl with blonde hair in a blue shirt outside, about to jump from the side of the balcony. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. (Previously on The Loud House. I don't need anyone! When they saw the lobby, they knew the bill was going to be expensive. He even throws many of his family's items out the windows, such as Luna's guitar, Luan's comedy props, Lisa's science set, Lori's phone, Leni's sewing machine and dresses, Rita's typing machine, Lynn Sr's cowbell, Lana's animal shelters, Lola's cosmetics and tiaras, Lucy's poetry book and coffin, the TV and most of Lynn's sports equipment. Luan: (tearful) We'll never be able to show our faces in public again. YOU ARE NOT BAD LUCK!!! Lucy: This was all just a complete tragedy and not in a good way. I do it almost everyday, and it'snot that I hate going to them or don't want to support you, butsometimes, I wanted to take a break form all that, you know,unwind. One of the Boys alt ending4. Lincoln: Im sorry this happened. Ruthless People extended ending13. Lincoln: If superstitions and their own needs are all they want, I just won't be near them. "So you thought that the best way to find a ghost, which I know for a fact aren't haunting this hotel, was to knock out your air conditioner," the man said, as he gestured to the hole that once had an air conditioner there, "Do you realize how ridiculous and stupid you sound right now?" Note: The reason why I am doing this is because I hate No Such Luck, however I hate most of The No Such Luck fanfictions as well.