Burnt! Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. Withnail: Stop saying that! A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. Monty: Throwing themselves into the road gladly to escape all this hideousness! Withnail: - Washington Irving. How dare you! I expect they're dead down the drain. [holding him back] What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? The paragon of animals! What happened to my agent? Brings back such memories of Oxford. Nor women neither. I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. Jake: Now look, you. Withnail: Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. Monty: Danny: Have you had any training in the martial arts? We're not from London! Because I want to walk you to the station. I shall miss you too. No fridges, no televisions, no phones! Suits me. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder. [spits onto the ground] I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. What are you talking about, Danny? Listen to this. Danny: I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Flowers are essentially tarts. Marwood: The old bugger's come a long way and I didn't want to put the wind up him. You can never, never disguise it. Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered. Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. Withnail: Marwood: And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. https://www.quotes.net/movies/withnail_and_i_quotes_14074. You've got soup. The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. All right here? Withnail: *What are you doing prowling around in the middle of the fucking night*? I feel unusual. Irishman: Just think of it with bacon across its back. Don't get uptight with me, man. Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. There's the supper. Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! He's a madman. Especially that little pimp! Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). In this case, it most certainly would not. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! You haven't got a chance! Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Especially that pimp! I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. We're coming back in here. Withnail: He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. Then why has my head gone numb? Danny: No, man. Monty: Talk:Withnail and I. Then the fucker will rue the day! Marwood: You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. I have a heart condition. [reading a newspaper] Marwood: By the time the doors opened he was arseholed on rum and got progressively more arseholed until he could take no more and fell over at about 12 o'clock. Marwood: No we're not, we're here. He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. Withnail: I don't advise a haircut, man. Will we never be set free? We are 91 days from the end of this decade and there's gonna be a lot of refugees. It's those dreadful beady eyes, they stare you out. Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. There must and shall be aspirin! share. Amy Audrey Locke's 1912 In Praise of Winchester offers an anthology of over 100 pages of prose and verse about Winchester College. [narrating over scene] Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. What do you want? Who fucks arses? I'm gonna be a star*! Im in the same boat. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! Give it a chance. Withnail: (Ranting on a mountain) Bastards! It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. You mustn't blame yourself. Cooking's one of the natural instincts. is the clip Thanks! Monty: I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! Withnail: Will it? you little traitors. I happen to be the proprietor. Jake: General: [is being arrested for drunk driving] Marwood stands there, petrified]. You beastly little parasite, how dare you! "Here. You're simply blackmailing your emotions to avoid the realities of your relationship with him. Maybe he f***s arses! I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Dont be ridiculous. Hello? Jake The Poacher: I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. Aren't you getting absurdly high? I'll sleep here. [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Look at him. Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Quotes About Cool Kid (57 Quotes) www.quotemaster.org. A cat, and the rain Vim under the sink, and both bars on. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. Warm up? Peter Marwood (I): We want the finest wines available to humanity! Add spice to it. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Withnail: Don't threaten me with a dead fish! No, I haven't got another. [while high on drugs] Top 65 Best Nikola Tesla Quotes On Energy & Success 2023, Top 70 Bengals Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 68 March Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 57 Airplane Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 65 Philippine Literature Quiz Trivia Questions And Answers, Top 62 Chemistry Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023, Top 63 Biology Trivia Quiz Questions And Answers 2023. [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! Jesus Christ! Web. *Arrrgh*! These aren't accidents! I'd never have wanted it, not with him in it! We'll be back. He doesn't have any friends. [getting up at the same time] Who is the huge spade in the bath? I could hardly piss straight with fear. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. Nor women neither. I want to see about digging the car out anyway. You're looking very beautiful, man. We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. "It's gone. Danny's here. Oh, but how dreadful. Sinew in nicotine base. save. I think it's time to release you from the lgumes, and transfer your talents to the meat. How like an angel in apprehension. Not the attitude I'd been given to expect from the H.E. Withnail: [pulling a pheasant out of his coat] [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. [seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Oh, Oxford Marwood: He can eat his ****ing radish. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Don't be ridiculous. Prostitutes for the bees. Marwood: We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. How dare you. Withnail: Get out of it for a while. It was like walking into a lung. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Here grows the plant Assidos, which, when worn by any one, protects him from the evil spirit, forcing it to state its business and name; consequently the foul spirits keep out of the way there. Withnail: Withnail: I didn't think he'd come all this way. Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! Jake: The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Here comes another fucker! Marwood: Suits me. That's what I want to know! Withnail: Look at my tongue. I must be ill. Monty: Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Withnail: Withnail: STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Something's got to be done. That's what you say. Why trust one drug and not the other? Got busted coming back through Heathrow. [Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Didn't you hear? This doesn't go down at all well. Danny: Shut that gate and keep it shut! You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Withnail: [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] Quotes and one-liners: . withnail magazinweb. He doesn't have any friends. I'll deal with the water and other plumbings, you can check the fuel and wood situation. Marwood: Just you wait! I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. Quotes.net. *Aaaaarggghhhh*! No! Here is the clip. Look at him! Monty: We want them here and we want them now! [voiceover] Rejuvenate. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! Let him get his drugs out. [Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon] They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Withnail: Withnail: We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. Press J to jump to the feed. Withnail: Hello? Withnail: My heart's beating like a fucked clock! [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. It'll happen. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. It is a bond filled with trust, unconditional love, understanding, and support. General: I couldn't, I'm spaced. Will we never be set free? Listen, I know what you're thinking but I had no alternative. let him get his drugs out! That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. I mean look at us! Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Balls! Your desires. Withnail: Weve gone on holiday by mistake. Raymond Duck. https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Withnail_and_I&oldid=3185462. Withnail: (Appalled) How dare you! Sort of said it without thinking. "I fuck arses." He's been fed from arsehole to beak. Withnail: Street: The Embalmer! Look at us! 2023. The school in fiction Poetry. Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? General: [eyes filling with tears] Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. How can we make it die? Danny: Withnail: Monty: Marwood: [after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm] Change down, man. I might come and see you lads in the week. [they go and sit down at a table with their drinks]. I might fetch you up a rabbit. What's going on? Danny: I do. I've got a bastard behind the eyes. Marwood: Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Hare. You need working on, boy! Uncle Monty: Sherry? You want working on, boy. He told me about your problems. The murder and All-Bran and rape. What should we do? There is a hare tied to the door with a note attached. How dare you! We'll buy this place and have it knocked down! If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. Danny: Let him get his drugs out. Marwood: I demand to have some booze!. Uncle Monty: It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane.". It's horrible really but they like that, the little girls. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Withnail And I. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Four floors up on the Charing Cross road and never a job at the top of them. This doesn't go down at all well. Sherry? There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Monty: And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. It's got to warm up. That's what you say. I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. Hare. I wouldn't drink that if I was you. He's an expert. You got a rush. My wife is having a baby. I must have some booze. Prostitutes for the bees. An expert on bulls you are not! It will die, it will die! What goods the countryside? [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. Find your neutral space. How right you are, how right you are. Withnail: Good old Jake. She said she'd closed. Withnail: Marwood: Danny: Why can't I get on television? Goes into court in his caftan and a bell. Well, it's not my fault if the system doesn't work! Jesus Christ. Danny: A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. Locations, see. Isaac Parkin: Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Withnail: Withnail: Imagine the size of his balls. Marwood: It's too hot so he drops it]. The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. Your sensitivity overwhelms me. We'll be found dead in here next spring. [voiceover] You just wait. We are multimillionaires. I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. Monty: Be seated. It's obsessed with its gut, it's like a bloody rugby ball now! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. His sister give him the idea. Haven't seen Gielgud down the labour exchange! move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I hope you guys like our collection. Marwood: [They drunkenly barge into some tearooms]. Listen to me, listen to me! Quite freaked me at the time. Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. These pheasants are for my pot. I was gonna cook onions. *You'll all suffer*! What are you doing up here, then? There can be no true beauty without decay. Withnail unfolds the note and hands it to Monty. 2 quotes have been tagged as withnail-i: Bruce Robinson: 'We've gone on holiday by mistake' and Bruce Robinson: 'Here. Withnail: We do it wrong, being so majestical. It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. Withnail: You want working on, boy! It's like Greenland in here. Have you been away? You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. Why can't I get on television? Withnail: How should I know where we are? Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Withnail: He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. The fuel and wood situation. I know you're not asleep, boy. I brought two of these in case either of you is any good in the kitchen. Outvie him. [high-pitched voice] Withnail: How should I possibly know what we should do? [voiceover] you little traitors. He's building the prototype now. Monty: Marwood: Withnail: Well neither have I. Withnail. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat.